Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Lindsay Lohan needs a TV show about drinking, whoring and everything else that Charlie Sheen is good at

Hey baby take notes I think I have an idea for a show

Charlie Sheen the drunken man-child from the television series Two and a Half Men, has been hospitalized
after and ambulance was called to his home. Two women exited the home at the same time.
Sheen, who makes about $1.25 million per episode, let that sink in for a minute.
Yes that was $1.25 million per episode has a long history with alcohol and trouble.

The character he portrays on the show is a carbon copy of his life, he plays Charlie (I guess in case he forgets his real name while shitfaced) a rich, single playboy who's success seems to fall in his lap without any effort.
The  problem I now have with the show is that I like it, it's funny to see him cavorting with whores while his more educated and well rounded brother baffles his way through life. More champagne Charlie?

Do I now have to feel remorse for cheering this fool on? Are people like me and the countless number of other men who watch Charlie's escapades both on and off screen responsible for his pending incarceration?
The last time he was in trouble for something or another I remember watching the news and trying to separate the man from the character.
Unfortunately Charlie's latest character re-enactment was not illegal, melting money in Vegas with leggy chicas is not exactly against the law. But the "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" does not apply.

Hey there's hope for you yet, don't you know they gave Eliot Spitzer a show.

"But your honor these were all for character development for my show"

1990: Sheen shoots then-fiancee Kelly Preston in the arm when she tried to end things. Rehab stint No. 1 for booze.

1995: Committed relationships are not his thing. Madame to the Stars Heidi Fleiss outs Charlie as a well-paying client (you can't say he doesn't pay his bills). Later that year, then married to model Donna Peele, Sheen was sued by a college student who claimed he hit her after she refused to have sex.

1997: Sheen pleads no contest to battery charges brought by another ex, model Brittany Ashland. His punishment: two years' probation and a $2,800 fine.

1998: Sheen enters rehab after over dosing (coke).He was turned in by his father Michael

2005: A pregnant Denise Richards files for divorce. I wonder what for?

Christmas 2009: Sheen is arrested on felony menacing charges after third wife, Palm Beach socialite Brooke Mueller, accuses him of trying to kill her. Rehab No. 3.

Oct. 26, 2010: Sheen has a meltdown in NYC's Plaza hotel. He was with local escort Capri Anderson and threw a major fit when he couldn't find his watch. His rep blames his tirade on ``allergies.''

Jan. 12, 2011: Sheen fails to show up on the Two and a Half Men set after a bender in Sin City, where a porn convention was held. His rep now blames ``an ear infection.''

Jan. 27: The latest and maybe the last. Good luck Charlie


  1. He's been mollycoddled his whole life because his family is in showbiz. A privileged Hollywood shithead. A rep said he was taking to the hospital this last time because he was "laughing so hard" that he hurt himself. I hate him.

    Or am I a little jealous? He doesn't have to catch the 5:50 a.m. into the city to sit at a desk all day. There's something to be said for that.

  2. one might wonder why any woman would hang out with this guy? ego. pure and simple. "I love you" means more from an asshole, and we all like to think "he'd change for me".

    not a whole lot of sympathy for him, or the ladies he tangles with... and if i had his money and freedom? suspect i'd be getting in similar trouble.

  3. Charlie's just a big failure. The only reason he's gotten any work is his name. Yeah, he's got talent, but if he'd started out as a nobody with that kind of track record, he'd've been on skid row in no time for pissing everything away.

    What a loser. If he ever even looked at me, I'd deck him so fast he wouldn't know what hit him. Of course, that would never happen, cuz I'm too old for him. Jerk.

  4. Surely this guy is a legend, one of a dying breed of Hollywood hell raisers. Burton, O'Toole, Harris and my main man Olly Reid (remember his interview on Wogan?) class!! Imagine if Hollywood was full Kevin dull.

  5. UB - aka king of NYC - I think that many of the male haters might be a bit jealous, here he is making $$$$ from being himself and getting pass after pass after pass. Don't miss the train.

  6. Daisy - as if the so called "Ladies" he hangs with are expecting him to be something else than

    Ponita - yet he still gets millions of $$$$ and is crawling with "Kitty" lucky bastard.

    Ryan - It is kinda fun to sit back and watch him self destruct in this vanilla PC world, funny how in Hollywood he is the bad boy but go back a decade or two and he would be nothing more than a piss ant. Burton, O'Toole, Harris and Reid would eat this prick for breakfast.

  7. I think he's a grown man. He should do as he pleases as long as he's not hurting anyone. Now that whole beating his wife thing... if it's true... Totally outta line and he deserves an ass whoopin'.

    Those are my two cents, darling.

    Name of your blog makes me HUNGRY!

  8. I'm not at all impressed with Charlie Sheen. He needs to grow up. Just sayin'.