Friday, November 12, 2010

Hey Mickey Mouse Duck and Cover

I hear a truck coming Pluto

Central Florida - What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear that? Theme parks? Sunburned groups of tourists traipsing around in cheap t-shirts and sandals, clamoring to get a peek of a cartoon legend before the family heads out to one of many "All you can stuff in your fat face buffets?"

In Sanford Florida, there is a truck dealer that currently has a special promotion - BUY A NEW TRUCK AND GET A FREE AK-47.
Yes folks the famous AK-47, the bane of Rambo, the progenitor of the cold war and now the prize possession of Central Florida truck buyers. The right to bare bear arms aka - rednecks without sleeves
I know how bad the economy has been, I am a small business owner that has been forced to adhere to non traditional sales practices over the last few years. I have given away pizzas, coupons, offered sponsorships and given away a shitload of free product just to keep the business afloat.

I don't want to open an argument about the 2nd amendment to the U.S. constitution, but buy a truck and get a free freaking machine gun makes Central Florida look like the wild west, not the family fun destination spearheaded in the marketing campaign. Or maybe it's just me!!!

Speaking of tourists, can someone get a message over to London that wearing your Arsenal or Chelsea strip in the ass-kick of summer is not cool. Be a sport and buy a cheap t-shirt, help our economy. 
The kids would love one of these under the tree.

This is the dealer from Florida

This one is from Kansas


  1. I assume if I purchase a truck in central Florida and receive my free AK-47, I have the right to carry my weapon into Disneyworld.

  2. Oh. My. God. You have got to be kidding. Is it a AK-47???? Is that legal???? Gee, let's see how many yahoos decided to waste a few people with their free machine gun. *sigh*

  3. Hmmm. Blogger seemed to dislike the word real in the above comment and just didn't bother putting it in. How rude.;-)

  4. Dammit, Sausage!! I started writing on this this afternoon!



  5. i know it's been said before, above, but it bears repeating: ONLY IN AMERICA!!!

  6. Kim - can't even get a pint a the Disney
    Ponita - I also thought that AK's were illegal????
    Mike & Gypsy - Coming to a Tesco soon??
    Pearl - I owe you a topic, how about - why networks broadcast shite like Jersey Shore and Real Housewives. Go....

  7. With Pontins Holiday camps in financial trouble in the UK its probably just as well they don't have any camps on US Soil, who knows what they might resort to.

  8. Scotsman - Daily activities might include - volleyball, crafts and shoot the foreigner.