Hey Mickey Mouse Duck and Cover

I hear a truck coming Pluto

 

Central Florida - What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear that? Theme parks? Sunburned groups of tourists traipsing around in cheap t-shirts and sandals, clamoring to get a peek of a cartoon legend before the family heads out to one of many "All you can stuff in your fat face buffets?"

In Sanford Florida, there is a truck dealer that currently has a special promotion - BUY A NEW TRUCK AND GET A FREE AK-47.

Yes folks the famous AK-47, the bane of Rambo, the progenitor of the cold war and now the prize possession of Central Florida truck buyers. The right to bare bear arms aka - rednecks without sleeves

I know how bad the economy has been, I am a small business owner that has been forced to adhere to non traditional sales practices over the last few years. I have given away pizzas, coupons, offered sponsorships and given away a shitload of free product just to keep the business afloat.

I don't want to open an argument about the 2nd amendment to the U.S. constitution, but buy a truck and get a free freaking machine gun makes Central Florida look like the wild west, not the family fun destination spearheaded in the marketing campaign. Or maybe it's just me!!!

Speaking of tourists, can someone get a message over to London that wearing your Arsenal or Chelsea strip in the ass-kick of summer is not cool. Be a sport and buy a cheap t-shirt, help our economy. 

The kids would love one of these under the tree.

This is the dealer from Florida

This one is from Kansas