JUSTIN BIEBER IN A CAR ACCIDENT
I called this last year when the tot sensation received a flash car for his birthday.
Luckily for the female tweeners of the world the accident was minor and the heartthrob will still be able to supply them with his magic brand of awesomeness. Somewhere in the dark bowels of hell Bon Scott raises and angry fist to Mr. Bieber...
The original post was from 2010, check it out below.
A Lamborghini is like a beautiful woman
you don't just get in her and go,
you have to know how to work the gears!
Wee Justin Bieber was spotted behind the wheel of a $200,000 Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder, a gift from P Diddy. Apparently P.Diddy promised the pop phenom a car when he turned 16, but why hand a 16 year old the keys to a car that costs that much?
Why not hand the tyke the keys to a 1986 Buick with a Detroit steel reinforced frame? you know when he crashes it, and he will crash it, that the Buick will break the tree, the same can't be said for the lambo.
To me it's similar to when you loose your virginity, you want a girl who will work with you, you want someone who is comfortable with your fumbling around and searching for the right gear.
You want the Buick!
Bieber driving around in the lambo is like loosing your virginity to a porn star, you just can't get behind the wheel or behind the porn star and take them for a ride, the lamborghini and the porn star are made up of highly advanced machinery, not to be played with by 16 year olds.
Buckle up Bieber, she looks like a wild ride.
That a sexy rear! the chick ain't half bad either.
ReplyDeleteGillian - at my age I have the experience to "Drive" them both but at 16 I would have freaked out....
ReplyDeleteCheers, Sausage..
oh my, sugar! ;) xoxoxox
ReplyDeleteSavahhah - good to hear from you, hope all is well.
ReplyDeleteJustin bieber and keenan, from keenan and kel? That's just crazy.
ReplyDeletewhy everybody cares so much about what is happening to Justin Bieber, leave Justin Bieber alone. Nice blog btw, followed.
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ReplyDeleteRemoved because of a fist full of spelling errors!
ReplyDeleteA Lamborghini at 16? Jaysus. Where do you go from there? Nowhere but down. Imagine what a big fat disappointment the rest of his life is going to be.
Linux. - welcome
ReplyDeleteMy advice to the beebs - save your money ...
ReplyDeleteand if youl ever come across a real porn star then make sure you read the owner's manual.
Cheers , Sausage.
i don't wanna talk about this. i thought that buying, and refurbishing, an old motorcycle was brilliant! learn to ride on a junker! yay me!
ReplyDeletethe '74 is at another shop, and i'm pricing shiny new BMW's...
Why not hand it to someone like me, who can't already afford it.
ReplyDeleteUgh, can't stand Bieber. Not because of his singing but because he's actually an asshole.
ReplyDeleteCali Sun - Keenan doinng his best tough dude pose
ReplyDeletecheers...
Elliot - were you discovered on youtube at age 11? sorry no lambo for you....
ReplyDeleteDWei - An asshole with a Lamborghini and a Ferrari....oh well keep on keeping on
ReplyDeletecheers...
Do you think he'll learn his lesson and go buy a buick? No me neither. Thanks for giving me a new screensaver mate appreciated.
ReplyDeleteLOVE this!! You're so right. Biebs should stick with the Buick...because he's definitely not ready for all that ass...err, car. ;)
ReplyDeleteA gift from P Diddy? What was he thinking I wonder?
ReplyDeleteDrive away, my friend.
ReplyDeleteHave a va-va-va-voom weekend!
Ryan - screen saver not approved for dads.....
ReplyDeletePat - not sure if he co-signed !!!!
ReplyDeleteGillian - Yeah wee beebs better run away from that rear end before he hurts himself
ReplyDeleteI'd be quite happy to let the porn star take me for a spin - she can do the driving if she likes...
ReplyDeleteGlen - not the worst chauffeur a man can ask for
ReplyDeleteBut, 16 year olds know EVERYTHING. They know just the right thing for themselves, always.
ReplyDeleteKristy - you are spot on there...
ReplyDeleteI am sure the auto insurance company is laughing all the way to the bank...
Cheers, Sausage
Even though we had a restored 68 firebird for our daughter we made her drive a crappy buick century for the first 6 months.
ReplyDeleteTuna - I would not mind driving a crappy buick id I knwe in 6 months I would be behind the wheel of a 68 firebird...Can you say holy insurance premiums...
ReplyDeleteI've only ever driven a "beater with a heater". Would someone give P. Diddy my phone number?!
ReplyDeletePearl