Friday, July 15, 2011

Julia Hurley for President and the U.S.A. adds HOOTERS orange to the flag

Is this the beginning of the end? Is there a massive meteor out there in deep space hurling toward earth with direct intent of the destruction of our watered down state of humanity? Our politicians are fighting, our economy is teetering on the cliff, The NFL will be on strike and Mel Gibson is in love, again.

Just ask the dinosaurs, they know my street cred


Right out of a Hollywood script a Tennessee lawmaker, Julia Hurley, carved her initials in her desk during a longer than expected session in the state house. here is her quote:
“It was like 1 in the morning on the last day of the session,” she said. “I wasn't thinking straight.” 



 
Living in Florida should not allow me to speak on the lack of qualification that our leaders have, we beach bums have had our grievances with those who allegedly represent us but I don't want to "Recount" that today. Get it recount.....hahahahaha not really funny it was a long 8 years.
I do expect the good people of Tennessee don't want their elected officials using the term "Like" or OMG or BFF or LOL or any other assorted text driven diluted excuse for the English language.

Carving initials reminds me of high school when some dull educator droned on about something and all I wanted to do was to ever last my memory on the once proud tree, carving ones initials is not for elected officials that are bored and tired as if in algebra class just praying for the bell. I bet the knuckleheads in the volunteer state that punched that name on the ballot are now wanting to punch themselves for voting the former Hooters waitress to the State House of Representatives. Nothing wrong with being a Hooters waitress, I myself have helped many of them get through college with my love of their wings and generous portions of fries and not to mention their colorful and eye catching costumes.

Look at those delicious........

I don't want to bash representative Hurley too much because she is just an extension of the vapid society that we have become, wrestling and monster truck shows pull more audience than election year debates and more people voted for American Idol than the last election and why do we need to know the every move of the ones named Kardashian?
I have no clue or any answer on how we will all survive the pending meteor as I sit on a beach in Florida bronzing my sausages while writing this post. Will some of us survive and be part of a post apocalyptic society where our new officials will be elected on their ability to fight off hordes of marauders? if so then my vote goes to Vin Diesel or Hulk Hogan or even Representative Julia Hurley at least we know she is good with a knife.
Got to go I hear the ice cream man coming.......I am thinking mint chocolate chip.

Hooters girl turned State Representative aka all American success story

33 comments:

  1. At this point, all I can think of is going to Hooter's for lunch...so thanks for that! ;)

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  2. I hear you. Although she does have a nice rack from what I can dig up on google.

    Have fun on the beach.

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  3. Boobies - enjoy lunch...don't forget to upload a few pics of you and the future congreswomen

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  4. OT - now you got me thinking about ribs

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  6. Sausage

    I can honestly say that my visit to Hooters in June of 2008 was well worth the detour.

    Keep The Faith Bro

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  7. Theres no Hooters in my country, I'm now sad.

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  8. i'd have more respect for our elected officials if they were carving initials in each others foreheads! bring on the Hooter-girls...

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  9. Daisy - we could replace podium debates with oil wrestling.....

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  10. Mike Smith17/7/11 4:29 PM

    Ice cream? Do you want hundreds and thousands? Or just the one...?

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  11. Just to reassure you, The Law Hill still stands where it did! My those waitresses look good enough to eat.

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  12. Scots Bachelor - ta for the update, as a bairn I once was blown off the Law....
    PS. Don't eat the waitresses.
    Cheers, Sausage.

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  13. Politicians and hooters!! I now have the horrible image of Anne Widdicome in hot pants and boob tube, I feel nauseous...

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  14. It gets downright embarrassing, doesn't it?!

    BTW, I'll be in FL again toward the end of Sept, should I survive this week's weather, that is. We'll meet up then!

    Pearl

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  15. I can assure things are not great just now over here.
    BTW any relation to Liz Hurley?

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  16. That should be 'assure you'.

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  17. Glen - you pecker, peck away...

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  18. well, what can i say that hasn't been said mister fingers! great great post - and has left me LOL - yes - that offensive LOL thing! but seems appropriate here! ;)

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  19. Gypsy - ta very much, you are now my bff!

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  20. **walks away shaking her head** (and giggling)

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  21. bettyl - happy to make you giggle...

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  22. Those do look delicious indeed :)

    Oh, and nice to see another exiled arab on blogger btw...C'mon UNITED!

    All the best,

    Dave

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  23. Dave - welcome brother, looks like another long season chasing those west coast bastards....
    Cheers, Sausage...

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  24. I might look half way decent in that hooters outfit if I could wear the 1 inch thick panty hose spanx type stuff too.

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  25. Kristy - Keeps the wings sauce off the thighs...
    cheers, Sausage.

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  26. Excellent post! I just came for a visit from Best Posts of the Week! I so agree with everything you said, right down to the delicious wings at Hooters!

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  27. Hahaha! The whole nations-leaders-dumbing-down thing must be a world epidemic! It's certainly reached us downunder here in OZ ...

    Have a great weekend - if you can find your way out of Hooters, that is!

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  28. My son watches CSPAN and of course, CSPAN-2.

    A couple years back... one of our State House boys called another one a SOB... which brought an immediate smack down with the "alledged" SOB yelling "Don't you talk about my Momma".

    Both pushing 70 at the time.... "alledged" SOB got re-elected.... other guy didn't. (Nor did he get in any punches during the smack down.)

    Moral here is... I guess I'd vote for a hoe that takes a knife to work....

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  29. Eloh - your electoral priorities are certainly in the right place.

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  30. I can't even drive in snow so I know I'll be eaten first.

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