When the internet was invented, was this what they had in mind?

 I just figured out that this blog site has a traffic report, not that I bother with the minutiae of who is visiting from where and why am I not getting any attention from moms in Malaysia.  I was bored and decided to play around with the setting and to my surprise there it was, the stats button along with all the information a 'stat guy' would need. Such life affirming stats as where my traffic is coming from, who is my audience and how many people have looked at Sausage today.

Look the only reason I write this dribble is that it is cheaper than therapy and if a therapist got into my head they would surely quit and move to Auckland or join the Whale Wars boat crew and try to forget the question they asked: "So Sausage, tell me what is bothering you"

Back to this nonsense about traffic, under the tab 'Search Keywords' the following was listed. I was shocked and amazed what some people actually typed into a computer, even more freaked out that they stumbled across my blog. Here goes.

 The following are the results listed on my traffic report, my comments are after.

They call me Sausage Fingers 15 - Looks like 15 people found their way.

Sausage Fingers 2 -  Another 2 converts for the cause.

Smoke my sausaage - I am hoping that this was for a BBQ recipe.

Unshaved women at blogspot.com - Alright now who typed this into a computer? miss the 70's

Any type of bull riding toys - ????? WTF is the internet broken?

Beautiful woman fingered man - Come on now I hope you don't lump my blog with this stuff

Blacked out drunk and fell  - Yes, someone on the right track. The internet is working again.

Can you loose your virginity to a Sausage  - Only if you have a time machine and my wife says ok.

Girls with sausage fingers - I hope this was not linked with the other question, yikes.

That's it folks the wonderful  world of online blogging, be careful what you type you never know where it will show up.