When did Halloween become about women dressing up in the sluttiest outfit they could find? I appreciate the female form as much as the next guy, but what happened to Halloween being all about ghost, ghouls and monsters?
Every costume made for women has to have the word "sexy" in front of it. Sexy nurse, sexy witch, sexy pirate, sexy maid, sexy cowgirl and even sexy girl scout.
Ladies, it seems that Halloween is a convenient excuse to dress slutty then may I suggest a new holiday. Lets call it "Dress like a slut day" maybe in July since it's already hot and you could go skimpy with the garments, then we could leave Halloween for the children.
On "Dress like a slut day" ladies could don the fishnets and ho pumps, push up the puppies and even throw in a strategically placed garter. Do as you feel be creative. Just don't be pissed when approached by men in vans asking the age old question Hey baby how much? Do I look like a whore? Yes you do. Well I am not a whore, it's dress like a slut day. Oh I am sorry I forgot it was dress like a slut day, I better stop and get my wife a card I know she loves "Dress like a slut day."These are actual ads from a Halloween costume website, scary aren't they....
|The Sexy Pirate|
|The Sexy Cowgirl|
|The sexy chamber maid|
|The sexy Indian Chick???|
|The sexy nurse, not on you insurance plan|