Monday, July 26, 2010

You can take the man out of the cave, but you can't take the cave out of the man

This video proves one thing: heterosexual men will watch anything with boobs. 2 minutes and 38 seconds of complete garbage, that's the time I wasted on this video just in case there was a Janet esque clothing malfunction.
 Men have evolved over time from cavemen to presidents, fathers, athletes and astronauts. We have become civilized, we cut our hair and shave our stubble, we share parental responsibility, we coach youth soccer and we host fancy dinner parties with friends and distinguished guests.

 Who am I kidding we are still cavemen just better dressed and we like boobs, all types of boobs. We like them big, small, perky, sloppy, whatever. A man will watch any type of rubbish if there are boobs involved.

I might as well head  over to the doghouse, because that's where I will be tossed. Move over rover make room for Sausage.
ps. On a lighter note, does anyone know where I can buy Mrs. Sausage a sparkly getup like the one in the video?
Cheers, from the doghouse where I will be sippin' my single malt from the dog bowl.....


  1. Aaaaah, the lovely Miss Welch!

    Enjoy yer tipple. :¬)

  2. WTF? No really...WTF? Where the hell was all of that filmed re: weird statues and landscapes? Just discovered your site while visiting Pearlie girl. Nice. I'll be having me own wee dram this evening.
    Buzzy MacDuff