Monday, July 26, 2010
You can take the man out of the cave, but you can't take the cave out of the man
This video proves one thing: heterosexual men will watch anything with boobs. 2 minutes and 38 seconds of complete garbage, that's the time I wasted on this video just in case there was a Janet esque clothing malfunction.
Men have evolved over time from cavemen to presidents, fathers, athletes and astronauts. We have become civilized, we cut our hair and shave our stubble, we share parental responsibility, we coach youth soccer and we host fancy dinner parties with friends and distinguished guests.
Who am I kidding we are still cavemen just better dressed and we like boobs, all types of boobs. We like them big, small, perky, sloppy, whatever. A man will watch any type of rubbish if there are boobs involved.
I might as well head over to the doghouse, because that's where I will be tossed. Move over rover make room for Sausage.
ps. On a lighter note, does anyone know where I can buy Mrs. Sausage a sparkly getup like the one in the video?
Cheers, from the doghouse where I will be sippin' my single malt from the dog bowl.....