tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8884499308648209099.post8844212624018582279..comments2023-12-27T19:15:10.527-05:00Comments on THEY CALL ME SAUSAGE FINGERS: Remove Your Pants And Bend Over, Please.Sausagehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14563985186537460358noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8884499308648209099.post-33348556259268750862011-02-25T07:28:48.687-05:002011-02-25T07:28:48.687-05:00Janie - thanks, I am fortunate enough to live and ...Janie - thanks, I am fortunate enough to live and be close to my parents. More hilarity is coming, I promise.Sausagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14563985186537460358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8884499308648209099.post-48332767048627252612011-02-24T23:56:31.651-05:002011-02-24T23:56:31.651-05:00Love the pix of you and your dad, and glad you'...Love the pix of you and your dad, and glad you're cancer free. <br /><br />You crack me up!1That Janie Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17447630124016303483noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8884499308648209099.post-55277350843483334342011-02-21T13:16:38.460-05:002011-02-21T13:16:38.460-05:00Hey Stephanie - pants off and shoes off.
Cheers, S...Hey Stephanie - pants off and shoes off.<br />Cheers, Sausage...Sausagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14563985186537460358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8884499308648209099.post-71653136383399519262011-02-21T12:33:02.549-05:002011-02-21T12:33:02.549-05:00Dude, I have had so many doctors examine me, it...Dude, I have had so many doctors examine me, it's practically a free-for-all. I'm like Pavlov's Dog - if someone says pants and shoes off and sit on the table, before you know it I am bottomless and confused on an urban city street.<br /><br />I feel your pain. Even better than all this? A colonoscopy while completely awake, coherent and aware. <br /><br />Glad the bill of health is clean!<br /><br /><a href="http://seriouslyreallyseriously.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow"> <b><i>Seriously?... Reeeally??... Seriously?</i></b></a><br /><br />_StephanieChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01990131434281226939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8884499308648209099.post-68193907438564795402011-02-21T00:12:19.129-05:002011-02-21T00:12:19.129-05:00I think you ought to circulate this. It's a go...I think you ought to circulate this. It's a good article on an important topic, and you might even get a date.Fragrant Liarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09452052210826471034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8884499308648209099.post-39246490499579370342011-02-20T12:21:57.281-05:002011-02-20T12:21:57.281-05:00Mike - you bastard!!! Don't let Mr. Goodwillie...Mike - you bastard!!! Don't let Mr. Goodwillie aroond yer bairns or any other bairns for that matter.<br />Cheers, Sasuage..Sausagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14563985186537460358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8884499308648209099.post-85215148950473221162011-02-20T12:09:45.816-05:002011-02-20T12:09:45.816-05:00I don't envy you! Although Hearts did ram it r...I don't envy you! Although Hearts did ram it right up Dundee United yesterday...Mike Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04720759712556479993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8884499308648209099.post-85728507318729098532011-02-20T09:10:50.815-05:002011-02-20T09:10:50.815-05:00Pearl - Glad you got the pad
CheersPearl - Glad you got the pad<br />CheersSausagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14563985186537460358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8884499308648209099.post-80166518481342921512011-02-19T22:48:06.553-05:002011-02-19T22:48:06.553-05:00SF, I shall leave the comments for others as 1.) I...SF, I shall leave the comments for others as 1.) I respect your decision to do what is necessary, and 2.) I just received my very own They Call Me Sausage Fingers mouse pad in the mail today.<br /><br />I've kept your address. You may expect to get a holiday card from me in the future. :-)<br /><br />PearlPearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8884499308648209099.post-66440029477188534622011-02-19T18:55:29.329-05:002011-02-19T18:55:29.329-05:00Jimmy - The Clootie was laughing his arese off.
Ch...Jimmy - The Clootie was laughing his arese off.<br />Cheers, Sasuage...Sausagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14563985186537460358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8884499308648209099.post-76193184741555350422011-02-19T16:24:45.586-05:002011-02-19T16:24:45.586-05:00Holy jaysus!Holy jaysus!jimmyhttp://glasgowjimmy.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8884499308648209099.post-42421845252465262382011-02-18T22:06:08.729-05:002011-02-18T22:06:08.729-05:00Goddess - Catheters? one intrusion at a time.
My ...Goddess - Catheters? one intrusion at a time.<br /><br />My Dad - A true hero - a man without a real father of his own, raising 3 knuckleheads on 2 different continents.Sausagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14563985186537460358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8884499308648209099.post-40934642251504004302011-02-18T22:01:41.078-05:002011-02-18T22:01:41.078-05:00Have any stories about catheters?
Your dad and y...Have any stories about catheters? <br /><br />Your dad and you are quite an ass kickin' pair!Everyday Goddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00486528297252417282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8884499308648209099.post-60767800450151231972011-02-18T20:31:57.399-05:002011-02-18T20:31:57.399-05:00Map - I am off tae the loo for a quick look.
As th...Map - I am off tae the loo for a quick look.<br />As they say "The luck 'o the Irish"Sausagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14563985186537460358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8884499308648209099.post-83271138843376064522011-02-18T20:19:13.781-05:002011-02-18T20:19:13.781-05:003, is that not normal? :¬)3, is that not normal? :¬)mapstewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07159592046833798019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8884499308648209099.post-61703363302583244362011-02-18T19:39:23.325-05:002011-02-18T19:39:23.325-05:00Daisyfae - I'll have it dry cleaned for ya.
Co...Daisyfae - I'll have it dry cleaned for ya.<br />Congrats again.Sausagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14563985186537460358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8884499308648209099.post-76247043352387683762011-02-18T17:24:12.044-05:002011-02-18T17:24:12.044-05:00i won? I WON?!?!? YIPPEE!!! A MAJOR AWARD! i&#...i won? I WON?!?!? YIPPEE!!! A MAJOR AWARD! i'm honored! <br /><br />oh, and if you're not using that 'lube shooter', feel free to throw that in the box. i mean... if you're sending me a prize anyway... you never know when the ol' bike chain is gonna need a little grease.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8884499308648209099.post-80913616817338776402011-02-18T14:40:34.634-05:002011-02-18T14:40:34.634-05:00Mrs. Tuna - touche.... and ouchMrs. Tuna - touche.... and ouchSausagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14563985186537460358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8884499308648209099.post-66854935327814969452011-02-18T14:05:14.172-05:002011-02-18T14:05:14.172-05:00I raise you a squished boob for a mammogram.I raise you a squished boob for a mammogram.Mrs. Tunahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04547957015150000116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8884499308648209099.post-11919262313911721352011-02-18T09:53:43.878-05:002011-02-18T09:53:43.878-05:00Housewife - Flowers and chocolates are the least y...Housewife - Flowers and chocolates are the least you can do for yourself after that,<br />for me it was whisky and whisky and then some whisky.<br />cheers, Sausage...Sausagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14563985186537460358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8884499308648209099.post-70615114726056613552011-02-18T09:51:50.629-05:002011-02-18T09:51:50.629-05:00G - Don't make me come to Scotland and spank y...G - Don't make me come to Scotland and spank you.<br />remember, I have seen you naked!!!Sausagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14563985186537460358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8884499308648209099.post-52495727407046264932011-02-18T09:26:30.418-05:002011-02-18T09:26:30.418-05:00Any woman (like me) who has gone through fertility...Any woman (like me) who has gone through fertility "treatment" has the right to laugh heartily at your exam. And I hate, really hate, to be nasty, but during a gynocological exam, we get the rectal at the same time we're getting the, uh, other finger. And before that, we get felt up by the gyno while being asked about our summer vacation plans. <br /><br />I did get a phone number on the way out, though. The number of the mammogram center where I need to go next.<br /><br />I will buy myself flowers and chocolates afterwards.<br /><br />Glad to hear that you are cancer (and now finger) free.Who you callin' housewife?https://www.blogger.com/profile/11938971484285955029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8884499308648209099.post-76272196623015866042011-02-18T07:20:28.440-05:002011-02-18T07:20:28.440-05:00Nice story Baj, but we all know you enjoyed it.......Nice story Baj, but we all know you enjoyed it....ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04848474733632249693noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8884499308648209099.post-68335260502370628902011-02-18T07:17:22.859-05:002011-02-18T07:17:22.859-05:00Gypsy - 10lbs. a true testament to the strength of...Gypsy - 10lbs. a true testament to the strength of woman....<br /><br />Ryan - was this a prison exam? are you dating now?<br /><br />David - Did you shake his hand?<br /><br />Ponita - thanks for a new coochie word (Petunia) I will use it the future. <br /><br />Daisyfae - ding...ding...ding...<br /> WINNER, WINNER, WINNER<br />Yes, praise the lord the doc did NOT have sausage fingers. Bullet dodged. Check your e-mail for the prize....<br /><br />Pat - thanks, the true message is for men to nut up and just go to the docSausagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14563985186537460358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8884499308648209099.post-40227900400294841372011-02-18T07:09:32.121-05:002011-02-18T07:09:32.121-05:00UB - No dinner, although I limped my way into subw...UB - No dinner, although I limped my way into subway for a $5 footlong. Seemed kind of ironic.Sausagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14563985186537460358noreply@blogger.com